brilligspoons: effableobject: I think my ovaries just made a small whimpering noise. Shut up, ovaries. We are still on birth control. It’s not happening. ETA: linked the boyfriend to this. Boyfriend: cute, but we are not getting a fluffy cat Me: oh god no Me: …wait Me: you’re vetoing the fluffy cat, but not the baby? Boyfriend: well, I know I’m allergic to the cat Boyfriend: I don’t think I’m allergic to babies now i know for sure that your boyfriend is my nemesis That cat is just waiting for that baby to die so it can eat it.

brilligspoons:

effableobject:

I think my ovaries just made a small whimpering noise. Shut up, ovaries. We are still on birth control. It’s not happening.

ETA: linked the boyfriend to this.

Boyfriend: cute, but we are not getting a fluffy cat

Me: oh god no

Me: …wait

Me: you’re vetoing the fluffy cat, but not the baby?

Boyfriend: well, I know I’m allergic to the cat

Boyfriend: I don’t think I’m allergic to babies

now i know for sure that your boyfriend is my nemesis

That cat is just waiting for that baby to die so it can eat it.

(Source: countrygirltothecore16)

(Reblogged from brilligspoons)

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