I think my ovaries just made a small whimpering noise. Shut up, ovaries. We are still on birth control. It’s not happening.
ETA: linked the boyfriend to this.
Boyfriend: cute, but we are not getting a fluffy cat
Me: oh god no
Me: …wait
Me: you’re vetoing the fluffy cat, but not the baby?
Boyfriend: well, I know I’m allergic to the cat
Boyfriend: I don’t think I’m allergic to babies
now i know for sure that your boyfriend is my nemesis
That cat is just waiting for that baby to die so it can eat it.
(Source: countrygirltothecore16)